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«College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?»
Author: David Wood | About: College | Keywords: college, dollars, drunk, every night, several, Time of Your Life, town, town drunk
«A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk»
Author: Lee Entrekin | Keywords: drunk, meal, sunshine, wine
«An Irishman is never drunk as long as - He can hold onto one blade of grass and not - Fall off the face of the earth»
Author: Old Irish toast | Keywords: blade, drunk, falling off, fall off, grass, hold off, Irishman, onto, The Face of
«Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.»
Author: Isaac Asimov (Biochemist, Writer) | Keywords: creationist, creationists, dreamt, drunk
«Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.»
Author: Jim Morrison (Poet, Singer) | Keywords: asshole, assholes, disguise, drunk, includes, So I, talk to
«Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.»
Author: Ernest Hemingway | About: Bragging, Drinking, Funny | Keywords: drunk, shut, sober, soberest, sobering
«An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.»
Author: Ernest Hemingway | About: Intelligence | Keywords: drunk, drunker, drunks, fools, forced, intelligent, spend
«And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: drunk, go down, go to sleep, lay down, park, public park, stagger, staggered, staggering, staggers
«A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: drunk, drunker, drunks, sober, sobered, soberest, sobering, sobers, sober up
«'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | Keywords: Churchill, disgustingly, drunk, drunker, drunks, fat, fats, fatter, fattest, morning, Mrs, sir, Sirs, sober, sobered, soberest, sobering, sobers, sober up, ugly, Winston Churchill, yes
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