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«You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why dont you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, thats the first rule I will institute.»
Author: Marilyn Manson
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«You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'»
Author: Tommy Cooper
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