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«I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he does, whether he's a vice president at Chase or a cab driver.»
Author: Carroll O'Connor
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Age,
Profession and professionals
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archie, Archie Bunker, bunker, cab, cabs, chase, driver, vice president
«Like an ox-cart driver in monsoon season or the skipper of a grounded ship, one must sometimes go forward by going back.»
«I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants»
Author: Michael Moore
(Author, Film Director)
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apologize, deserter, driver, election, functional, George, George W. Bush, George W, illiterate, pants, poop, poops, referring, thief, WMD
«I knew at an early age I wanted to act. Acting was always easy for me. I don't believe in predestination, but I do believe that once you get where ever it is you are going, that is where you were going to be. Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen.»
Author: Morgan Freeman
(Actor, Producer)
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at one time, crust, Crusts, driver, homeless, one time, predestination, Taxi Driver, truck, truck driver
«I hate it driving more than anything in the whole world. I'm just an awful, awful driver. I get lost, I hit things: parked cars, one moving car, a pole in my parking garage. Just when I think I got everything under control, I'll miss seeing something out of the corner of my mirror.»
«I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
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Racing
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bugging, bugs, car window, circles, driver, in circles, keep going, On the Radio, passenger, race car, radio, slow down, The Bug, tide, turn down, turn on
«Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.»
«I go to jail one time for no driver license.»
«New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.3. Driver hates you.»
«I shan't be pulling the levers there but I shall be a very good back-seat driver.»
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