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«People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.»
«Like dogs, bicycles are social catalysts that attract a superior category of people»
Author: Chip Brown
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attract, Bicycles, catalyst, catalysts, category, Category As, dogs, in the same category, social, superior, The Catalyst
«Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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Funny
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control, dogs, duct, duct tape, five, force, forces, fundamental, gravity, groin, Groins, pulling out, pulls, pull in, pull over, pull through, pull up, remote, remotest, remote control, six, Strangers, tape, tapes, taping, The Force, The Six, the universe, universe, whines, whining
«Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina.»
Author: Esther Vilar
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Men and Women
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becoming, compensation, compensations, conditioned, dogs, Pavlov, periodic, slaves, trained, unlike, vagina, vaginas
«I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.»
«The more I see of men the more I like dogs.»
«Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.»
Author: Bill Clinton
(President)
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dogs, feel like, fire hydrant, hydrant, looking at, pack, packing, pack on
«I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
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cult, cults, Cult of the, dogs, members, poodle, poodles, poodle dog, religious, religious cult, The Cult, Weird
«One single object (a woman) appears in three different ways: to the man who practices austerity it appears as a corpse, to the sensual it appears as a woman, and to the dogs as a lump of flesh.»
Author: Chanakya
(Politician, strategist, Writer)
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appears, austerities, dogs, fleshed, lumped, lumps, practices
«Life is a series of dogs»
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