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«We can trust our doctors to be professional, to minister equally to their patients without regard to their political or religious beliefs. But we can no longer trust our professors to do the same.»
Author: David Horowitz | Keywords: doctors, minister, patients, professors, regard to, religious belief, religious beliefs
«The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.»
Author: Dizzy Dean | Keywords: doctors, rayed, The Doctors
«Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell»
Author: Dorothy Canfield Fisher | Keywords: doctors, eggs, nurses, scrambled, scrambled eggs, scrambles, shell
«Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.»
Author: Gerhard Kocher | About: Doctors, Hospitals, Medicine, Nurses | Keywords: doctors, nursing
«The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | About: Funny | Keywords: doctors, journal, journals, Journal of, New England, reports, The Journal
«The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning»
Author: Lewis Thomas (Physician, Writer) | About: Doctors | Keywords: doctors
«My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down -- but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.»
Author: Willie Nelson | Keywords: doctor, doctors, drunks, round, slowing
«There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: allergic, condom, condoms, crisis, doctors, latex, medical, reactions, reporting, severe, So What, swelling, swellings
«There's more old Drunkards than old Doctors»
Author: Benjamin Franklin (Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer) | Keywords: doctored, doctors, Doctor Who, drunkards
«The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.»
Author: Anton Chekhov | Keywords: doctors, rob
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