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«Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | About: Funny | Keywords: died, doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, go to, have died, office, plants
«Some set more by such things as come from a distance, but I rec'lect mother always used to maintain that folks was meant to be doctored with the stuff that grew right about 'em»
Author: Sarah Orne Jewett | Keywords: doctored, From a Distance, grew
«First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.»
Author: Steve Martin (Actor, Comedian, Musician, Producer, Writer) | About: Disease | Keywords: disease, doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, first names, Good News, named, named after, news, The Doctor
«'My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre,' he muttered to himself, 'and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'»
Author: Douglas Adams (Writer) | Keywords: deficiency, doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, duty, excused, excusing, fibre, gland, glands, malformed, moral, moral duty, mutter, muttered, muttering, natural, naturals, public, saving, says, therefore, universes
«If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster.»
Author: Isaac Asimov (Biochemist, Writer) | Keywords: doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, faster, minutes, six, The Doctor, type, type A
«There's more old Drunkards than old Doctors»
Author: Benjamin Franklin (Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer) | Keywords: doctored, doctors, Doctor Who, drunkards
«Beware of the young doctor and the old barber»
Author: Benjamin Franklin (Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer) | Keywords: barber, barbered, Barbers, beware, doctor, doctored, Doctor Who
«The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;»
Author: Chinese Proverbs | Keywords: actual, attends, doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, impending, inferior, mediocre, prevents, sickness, sicknesses, superior, The Sickness, treats
«I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: course, doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, Feel the Need, golf, golfing, golf course, immediately, nearest, ring, ringed, ring out, Ring The, ring up, rung, very well
«An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away»
Author: Mae West (Actress) | About: Sex | Keywords: doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, keeps, keep away, orgasm, orgasms, The Doctor
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