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«The highway is replete with culinary land mines disguised as quaint local restaurants that carry such reassuring names as Millie's, Pop's and Capt'n Dick's.»
Author: Bryan Miller
| About:
Cooking
| Keywords:
culinary, dick, disguised, highway, land mines, local, mines, pop, quaint, reassuring, replete, restaurants, the highway
«This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my dick in a Nintendo.»
Author: Quentin Tarantino
(Actor, Film Director, Producer, Screenwriter)
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bullshit, cinema, computer game, death knell, dick, knell, knells, stuck
«The Security and Exchanges Commission is going to be investigating Vice President Dick Cheney. They'll begin that investigation as soon as Congress finishes investigating the Security and Exchanges Commission.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
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Cheney, commission, commissioned, dick, Dick Cheney, exchanges, finishes, investigating, investigation, vice president
«Who's Tony Blair, did he get his dick sucked?, oh he ain't shit then...»
«When in doubt, go for the dick joke.»
«Poor Dick, eats like a well man, and drinks like a sick»
Author: Benjamin Franklin
(Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer)
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dick, drinks
«This race between Dick Swett and Bob Smith is hot and tight as a too-small bathing suit on a too-long car ride back from the beach.»
«President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away from Washington. Or at least that's what Dick Cheney told him.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| About:
Presidency
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August, Cheney, dick, President Bush, President Washington
«President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| About:
Golf
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a couple of, Cheney, couple, dick, Dick Cheney, President Bush, strokes, vice president
«Samantha: Like it?s my fault! I shouldn't be punished for not having kids. I should be rewarded! Since when did kids become the Get Out of Cancer Free card? He's basically saying that I'm a whore who deserves chemo!!Carrie: No, I...I don't think that's what he was saying.Miranda: What I don't understand is.. if they got it all, why do you need chemo?Samantha: Because he's an asshole. Carrie: Evidently there could be something microscopic.Samantha: Like his dick. Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or Turrets?»
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