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«Have a nice trip, Dick.»
Author: Betty Ford (First Lady) | Keywords: dick, trip
«Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.»
Author: Dave Attell | Keywords: dick
«Consider the lowly word if. If can launch any accusation into the public arena in the guise of fact. If can poison a life as surely as cyanide. Grease a sentence with if and you can skid from speculation to impeachment in the time it takes to say, Tricky Dick.»
Author: Mary Schmich | Keywords: accusation, arena, cyanide, dick, grease, impeachment, lowly, skid, skidding, skids, speculation, tricky
«All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned--the biggest word of all--look.»
Author: Robert Fulghum | About: Learning, Life | Keywords: and how, biggest, dick, first book, Jane
«According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: a couple of, Cheney, couple, dick, Dick Cheney, doctors, George, George Bush, heartbeat, heartbeats, lowest, recorded, The White House, White House, zero
«Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you.»
Author: Zig Ziglar (Author, Speaker) | Keywords: after, confidence, dick, rowboat, sauce, sauces, taking, tartar, Tartars, tartar sauce
«Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?»
Author: David Letterman (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: Cheney, dick, Dick Cheney, good health, yeah
«Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work.»
Author: George W. Bush (President) | Keywords: Cheney, dick, Dick Cheney, recession, recessions
«At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | About: Birthday | Keywords: battered, birthday, birthday party, campaign, Cheney, dick, dinner party, donor, donors, Jackson, Jackson Hole, onion, onion rings, rings, Wyoming
«Dick Cheney has announced that he has agreed to be Bush's running mate in 2004. Cheney says wants four more years as vice president, but I get the feeling Cheney wants four more years at anything. He said the only thing that could keep him from running is another double bacon cheeseburger.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: agreed, announced, cheeseburger, Cheney, dick, in 2004, mate, running mate, vice president
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