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Letter "D" » Dentists
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«Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.»
«Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.»
Author: Johnny Carson
(Host)
| About:
Happiness
| Keywords:
dentist, Dentists, drill, drilled, drilling, Telling You
«The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill»
«I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?»
«I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians ... just like some people are born dentists.»
«If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.»
«The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentist?s office.»
«If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!»
«I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.»
«I am not interested in the ephemeral-such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in those things that repeat and repeat and repeat in the lives of the millions.»
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