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«[On his childhood] One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.»
Author: Mike Tyson
(Boxer)
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«A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.»
Author: W. C. Fields
(Actor, Comic)
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athlete, crusher, grape, Italian, Italian A, The Italian
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