Great Quotes - Funny Quotes - Love Quotes

Be inspired by our amazing collection of free proverbs, sayings and great quotes by famous artists, authors, writers, poets, philosophers and business people. The quotation database contains over 150,000 funny quotes, love quotes and motivational quotes that will do for any occasion. The database is constantly updated with new quotes, proverbs and sayings. Make sure to check our quotes regularly.

Try our free search of constantly updated quotations and proverbs database.

QuotationsAuthorsTopicsKeywords

Search over 150,000 Quotations & Proverbs
Browse Keywords: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
(Click a letter to view the keywords)
Letter "C" » cream
«I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted -- stay up all night or eat ice-cream straight out of the container.»
Author: Bill Bryson (Writer) | Keywords: container, cream, grew, ice, ice cream, stay up, straight-out
«Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.»
Author: Marian Burros | Keywords: brandies, brandy, cake, cream, Grand Marnier, jam, jammed, jams, Kahlua, mustard, Scotch, turkey
«I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.''»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres (Actress, Comedian) | Keywords: asparagus, chalkboard, cream, Ellen, Ellen DeGeneres, out front, restaurant, soup, stand up
«Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her. Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.»
Author: Friends | About: Friends | Keywords: Bing, chandler, cookie, cookies, cream, dough, flavour, freezer, grab, honestly, horny, ice cream, jimmies, jimmy, joey, nuts, one-woman, relax, rocky, Ross, spoon, The Rocky, unfortunately, vanilla, wether, whipped cream
«Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.»
Author: Jim Bishop (Writer) | Keywords: chips, chocolate, chocolate ice cream, cows, cow chip, cream, mint, mints, scoop, scooped, scooping, Scoops, The Mint
«My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the ice cream while it's on your plate»
Author: Thornton Wilder | Keywords: cream, creamed, ice, ice cream, inquire, inquired, inquires, inquiring, plate, The Cream, whither
«My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy»
Author: Thornton Wilder | About: Advice, Philosophy | Keywords: cream, ice cream, inquire, plate, whither
«The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream»
Author: Wallace Stevens (Poet) | Keywords: cream, emperor, The Emperor
«The best things and best people rise out of their separateness; I'm against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise»
Author: Robert Frost | About: Doing Your Best | Keywords: Against A, cream, creamed, creams, homogenized, homogenizing, separateness, The Cream
«There are a sort of men whose visagesDo cream and mantle like a standing pond.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: cream, mantle, mantled, mantles, pond, ponds, the pond, visage, visages
Pages: « Previous 1 2 3 4 Next »
Sign up for the most comprehensive database of 800,000 pre-written papers and use them for your research. Order authentic term papers, essays, research papers, dissertations on any topic written by qualified writers.