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Letter "C" » crackers
«Take me out to the ball game Take me out with the crowd Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks I don't care if I never come back We will root, root root for the home team If they don't win it's a shame For it's one, two, three strikes you're out At th»
«One almost expects [one of the players] to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to read the greens.»
«Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.»
«We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.»
«My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.»
«But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker, and watch with you to shield your homes and families against danger from every quarter.»

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