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«A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.»
Author: Dennis Miller (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: cop, cop out, fat, most recent, police, recent, shot
«The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it»
Author: Dudley Moore (Actor) | Keywords: cop, device, rear, rear view, Rear View Mirror, safety device
«White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here? have a nice day!»
Author: Michael Moore (Author, Film Director) | Keywords: bank, bank loan, black person, bury, cop, crap, deposit, deposited, depositing, deposits, eliminate, Have a Nice Day, jobs, job security, landlord, Landlords, lemon, loan, loaned, loans, movie, pulled, pull off, ripped, ripping, rip off, rip out, rip up, salesman, salesmen, scare, security deposit, sell off, sold, ten thousand, The Landlord
«Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence.»
Author: Richard Dawkins | About: Faith | Keywords: cop, cop out, evade, evaded, evading, evaluate, evaluated
«Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down.»
Author: Edward Abbey (Writer) | Keywords: cocktail, cocktails, cop, cop out, guns, Molotov, Molotov cocktail, soviet, Soviets, tank, tanked, tanks, tink
«Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: besides, cop, cop out, discussed, occasionally, strictly, underwear, wearing
«Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: arouses, bastard, chase, cop, cop out, dealing, highway, panic, psychology, pull over, speeder, traffic, traffic cop
«If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.»
Author: Kin Hubbard (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: cop, cop out, prettiest, traffic, traffics, traffic cop
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