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«A conservative is a liberal who got mugged the night before»
Author: Frank Rizzo (Mayor) | Keywords: conservative, mug, mugged, mugging, mugs
«A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.»
«A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.»
«A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'»
«A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.»
«A conservative believes nothing should be done for the first time.»
«A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy»
«A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.»
«A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money»
Author: Will Rogers | Keywords: conservative, plenty
«Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.»

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