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«Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.»
Author: Andy Rooney (Correspondent, Journalist, Producer, Writer) | About: Computers | Keywords: Computers
«Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up»
Author: James Magary | About: Computers | Keywords: ADD, add up, Computers, figure, figure out, kinds
«Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare»
Author: Lane Olinghouse | About: Computers | Keywords: bank, complex, Computers, computer program, duplicate, duplicated, duplicates, duplicating, fanfare, feat, fuss, fussed, fussing, handles, intricate, permanent, programming, recorded, transgression, wired, wires, wiring
«Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.»
Author: Louis Gerstner | About: Computers | Keywords: Computers, machine, magnificent, realization, replace, spark, tools
«Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns»
Author: Mitch Ratcliffe | About: Computers, Funny, Mistakes | Keywords: almost, Computers, enabled, exception, faster, guns, hand, hand made, history, invention, in history, mistakes, possible, tequila, The Exceptions, very fast
«After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.»
Author: Sarah Jessica Parker (Actress) | Keywords: Computers, crash, crashed, crashing, fall apart, reboot, rebooting, The crash
«And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Computers, Funny, Scientists | Keywords: all the time, Computers, scientists, smarter, talk to, The Scientists
«Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world.»
Author: Jimmy Carter (President) | About: Globalization, Internet | Keywords: affect, cell, cell phones, Computers, defined, globalization, People Like Us, phones, thirds, Third World, two-thirds
«Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.»
Author: Joseph Campbell (Author, Editor, Philosopher, Teacher) | About: Computers, Funny | Keywords: Computers, gods, lots, mercy, No Mercy, Old Testament, rules, testament, testaments
«Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.»
Author: Pablo Picasso (Artist, Painter) | About: Computers | Keywords: answers, Computers, useless
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