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«We build our computer (systems) the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins»
«What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?»
«The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.»
Author: Nathaniel Borenstein
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accident, accidents, agree, come in, computer, destroyed, experts, likely, like an expert, professionals, The Professionals
«The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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computer, idiot, mean, professional, The Idiot, The Professionals, The Word, used, user, word meaning
«What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Internet
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anywhere, basically, chokes, choke up, choking, computer, data, device, duck, equip, equipped, equipping, equips, exactly, exchanging, global, internet, Internet in, kazoo, modem, network, noise, noise like, The Internet, The Network
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