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«I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.»
«Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.»
«The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.»
«Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian - and at once the world becomes explicable.»
«Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh»
«God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.»
«The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons.»
«A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.»

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