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«A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
| Keywords:
answer, at least, college, college student, drink, drink up, each month, least, month, month by month, pass, pass out, percent, phone, phoned, phones, says, students, survey, surveyed, surveying, surveys, telephone, telephones, the Other, This month
«The perfect going-away gift for a college student-athlete. A dictionary.»
«Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.»
Author: G. B. Trudeau
| Keywords:
college student, commencement, largely, outgoing, properly, released, sedate, sedated, Speeches| Occasions:
Graduation
«A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.»
Author: John Ciardi
| About:
University
| Keywords:
Colleges and universities, college student, faculty, students, The Faculty, university
«Every time a student walks past a really urgent, expressive piece of architecture that belongs to his college, it can help reassure him that he does have that mind, does have that soul.»
«It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.»
Author: Robert M. Hutchins
(Educator, Writer)
| About:
Seriousness
| Keywords:
college student, itched, itches, itching, monkey, seriousness, student, The Monkey, wears
«As a matter of fact student riots of one sort or another, protests against the order that is, kicks against college and university management indicate a healthy growth and a normal functioning of the academic mind.»
Author: William Allen White
(Journalist)
| Keywords:
academic, Academics, as a matter of fact, Colleges and universities, college student, functioning, indicate, kicks, management, protests, rioting, riots, student, The Order, university
«If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| About:
Advice,
College,
Students
| Keywords:
college student, embryonic, impressed, Marine, Marines, mention, pigeon, pigeons, student, subject to, synapse, talking to, toxicology
«I am often amazed at how much more capability and enthusiasm for science there is among elementary school youngsters than among college students.»
Author: Dr. Carl Sagan
(Astronomer, Scientist, Writer)
| About:
Enthusiasm
| Keywords:
amazed, capability, college, college student, elementary, elementary school, students, youngster, youngsters
«I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory.»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
administrator, administrators, bushes, college, college student, encourage, sniff, sniffed, sniffing, sniffs, students, territories, territory, urinate, urinating, walls
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