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«Cocaine is like really evil coffee.»
«And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
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Politics
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beverage, beverages, blowing, bringing, bringing up, bring off, civil, coffee, crap, craps, fathers, founding, Founding Fathers, libertarian, libertarians, peoples, tolerated
«A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it»
«Bring me A bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat»
«Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee»
«A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.»
«Coffee and love are best when they are hot»
«A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked?»
Author: Anais Nin
(Author)
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accompanied, bird, coffee, fire escape, flutter, fluttered, fluttering, flutters, leaf, rays, settled, supported, the fire, The Task, This Morning, walked
«And you don?t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, ?Hey! Oh, you?re new here, aren?t you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee? You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cup!?Beekeepers can?t do that! 2,000 bees? (buzzing sounds) ?Hello, there, you in the street! You?re new, aren?t you??(scared) ?Huh???Do you want a cup of coffee? It?s no problem! (buzzing continues) No real problem???I don?t want a cup of coffee from you! You?re covered in bees!??I like my women like I like my coffee? covered in bees! Now back off, back off!? (screams)They?re always just behind you? or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and they?re in a van with a lot of bees following, ?Faster! Faster! (buzzing sounds) Faster! Put your foot down!?(sighs) Yes?»
Author: Eddie Izzard
(Actor, Comedian)
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back off, back street, bees, buzz, buzzes, buzzing, coffee, coffee cup, continues, covered, cup, flirt, flirting, flirts, flirt with, following, get together, go in, hello, hey, Huh, in front, it No, normal, No problem, outing, plastic, plastics, scared, screams, sighs, sound off, The Normal, van, work in
«'Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious»
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