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«Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.»
«Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.»
Author: Jack Benny
(Entertainer)
| Keywords:
clubs, fresh, Fresh Air, golf club, golf clubs, partner
«I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good at is that nice Jimmy Stewart stuff.' Thank God he never listened.»
Author: Jane Leeves
| Keywords:
clubs, Jim, jimmies, jimmy, Jimmy Stewart, Jim Carrey, listened, Stewart
«I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Pr?nce but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.»
«Hey, Dennis, this is Mike! Kick me, please! I'll settle for the price of a set of golf clubs.»
Author: Mike Royko
(Journalist)
| About:
Friendship
| Keywords:
clubs, Dennis, golf club, golf clubs, mike
«I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.»
«In bridge clubs and in councils of state, the passions are the same.»
«In jail a man has no personality. He is a minor disposal problem and a few entries on reports. Nobody cares who loves or hates him, what he looks like, what he did with his life. Nobody reacts to him unless he gives trouble. Nobody abuses him. All that is asked of him is that he go quietly to the right cell and remain quiet when he gets there. There is nothing to fight against, nothing to be mad at. The jailers are quiet men without animosity or sadism. All this stuff you read about men yelling and screaming, beating against the bars, running spoons along them, guards rushing in with clubs -- all that is for the big house. A good jail is one of the quietest places in the world. Life in jail is in suspension.»
«I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.»
«People crowd into film shows, rush towards social clubs - spend days together in playing cards - but when they are asked to sing the Glory of God and purify themselves and the atmosphere, they clamor for concession ! When the heads hit against each other in anger, can the feet be steady and unaffected ? They too will kick and trample as maliciously as they can.»
Author: Sri Sathya Sai Baba
(Spiritual leader)
| Keywords:
cards, clubs, concession, concessions, purify, unaffected
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