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«The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest»
Author: Arthur Guiterman | Keywords: chips
«Some shrugged their shoulders as if to shake off whatever chips of responsibility might have lodged there.»
Author: Helen Hudson | Keywords: chips, chip off, lodged, shake off, shrug, shrugged, shrugs
«Marlin: The dropoff? They're going to the dropoff? What - what are you insane? Why not just fry them up now and serve them with chips?»
Author: Finding Nemo | Keywords: chips, dropoff, fry
«Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.»
Author: Jim Bishop (Writer) | Keywords: chips, chocolate, chocolate ice cream, cows, cow chip, cream, mint, mints, scoop, scooped, scooping, Scoops, The Mint
«?Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn?t see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving an order. Apollo was telling them to be brave. Athena was telling them to fall in love. Now people hear a commercial for sour cream potato chips and rush out to buy, but now they call this free will. At least the ancient Greeks were being honest.?»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk (Journalist, Novelist, Satirist) | Keywords: Ancient Greek, ancient Greeks, ancient people, Apollo, Athena, belonging, brave, call back, chipped, chipping, chips, chip in, commercial, cream, creamed, creams, culture, experts, fall in, fall in love, free will, goddess, gods and goddesses, Greek, Greeks, Greek a, occurred, out to, potato, rush, rush out, sour, soured, sourest, souring, sours, sour cream, telling, The Cream
«Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bread, chipped, chipping, chips, chip away, chip in, club, cutting, cut away, dump, dumped, dumping, dumps, frilly, get away, in the middle, lets, member, okay, The Club, toothpick, toothpicks, triangle, triangles, yeah
«There are six ducks out here, and they all want Sun Chips!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: chips, ducks
«Nature, when she invented, manufactured, and patented her authors, contrived to make critics of the chips that were left.»
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes (Humorist, Physician, Poet, Professor, Writer) | About: Nature | Keywords: chips, manufactured, patented
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