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«Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!»
Author: Anne Tyler (Novelist) | Keywords: Back to Earth, chicken, come back, cow, groceries, grocery, grocery store, haul, hauled, hauling, haul up, hunters, pets, pork
«Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.»
Author: Calvin Trillin (Writer) | About: Judaism | Keywords: chicken, dispenser, following, garlic, get through, heartburn, Jewish, liquid, liquids, schmaltz, tradition, vampire, vampires
«A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: chicken, chickens, chicken soup, get well, Jewish, soup
«Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson (President) | Keywords: boys, chicken, chicken salad, Chicken Shit, salad, shit
«Kill a chicken before a monkey.»
Author: Chinese Proverbs | Keywords: chicken, monkey
«An overcrowded chicken farm produce fewer eggs.»
Author: Chinese Proverbs | Keywords: chicken, chicken farm, eggs, farm, farms, fewer, over-crowding, The Farm
«Fail to steal the chicken while it ate up your bait grain.»
Author: Chinese Proverbs | Keywords: Ate, bait, chicken, grain, it Ate, steal, The Chicken
«In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abscess.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Country | Keywords: abscess, attempting, chicken, chicken salad, dictionary, dish, eel, Eels, English Dictionary, obtain, salad, sandwich, Spain, Spanish, wind up
«Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching for what it gets»
Author: Henry Ford | About: Business | Keywords: amount, Business So, chicken, chicken out, from scratch, healthy, scratched, scratching
«An author in a Trappist monastery is like a duck in a chicken coop. And he would give anything in the world to be a chicken instead of a duck.»
Author: Thomas Merton | Keywords: author, chicken, chicken coop, co-op, coop, duck, monasteries, monastery, Trappist
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