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«Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded system to warn the public about different states of danger. Red is the highest state of alert, and it means that Dick Cheney is about to eat a mozzarella stick.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
alert, alerting, Cheney, coded, dick, Dick Cheney, director, directors, homeland, mozzarella, on the alert, ridge, ridges, security director, security system, tom, unveil, unveiled, unveiling, unveils, warn
«A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| About:
Clocks
| Keywords:
Cheney, clock, clock time, Dubya, George, racing, recent, second hand
«I hope one day I can clone another Dick Cheney. Then I won't have to do anything.»
«According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
a couple of, Cheney, couple, dick, Dick Cheney, doctors, George, George Bush, heartbeat, heartbeats, lowest, recorded, The White House, White House, zero
«I forgot out there on the stage to thank my cast. So if I could do that now, I want to thank Mr. Bush, Mr. Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz and Donald Rumsfeld. I thought the love scene between Cheney and Rumsfeld brought a tear to my eye.»
Author: Michael Moore
(Author, Film Director)
| Keywords:
Cheney, Donald, Donald Rumsfeld, forgot, Paul, Rumsfeld, scene
«Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?»
«Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work.»
«At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| About:
Birthday
| Keywords:
battered, birthday, birthday party, campaign, Cheney, dick, dinner party, donor, donors, Jackson, Jackson Hole, onion, onion rings, rings, Wyoming
«On Monday, President Bush will reach his 100th day in office. It's a big milestone for him, surpassed all expectations. In fact, so has Dick Cheney. Cheney was only supposed to make it to day 73.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
Cheney, dick, milestone, milestones, Monday, President Bush, surpassed
«Dick Cheney has announced that he has agreed to be Bush's running mate in 2004. Cheney says wants four more years as vice president, but I get the feeling Cheney wants four more years at anything. He said the only thing that could keep him from running is another double bacon cheeseburger.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
agreed, announced, cheeseburger, Cheney, dick, in 2004, mate, running mate, vice president
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