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«Chandler: Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler
«[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler, get married, Ross, this year
«I can't believe it. I mean, I think it's great. For him, she might be able to do better.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler, Monica, phoebe
«[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters] Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler, container, enters, filling, Italy, joey, sauce, sauces, whoa
«[after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik] Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler, costume, costumes, costuming, dressed, Ross
«[after Chandler kisses Kathy] Joey: You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler, dot, dots, dotted, dotted line, Kathy, kisses
«CHandler: Bagels and doughnuts....round food for every mood»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler, doughnut, doughnuts, mood
«Chandler: [entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo] All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: bathroom, chandler, entering, issue, quiz
«[Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding] Ross: Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: aisle, chandler, Monica, Ross, wedding, wow, wows
«[Ross is trying to cheer Chandler up who won't get out of his sweatpants] Ross: C'mon man, just take em off, just take em off and we'll have some fun.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler, cheer, Ross
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