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«If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery.»
«I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery.»
Author: Barbara Hutton | Keywords: brink, cemetery, hearse, truck
«Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.»
Author: Elsa Maxwell | Keywords: bores, cemetery
«He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.»
«I never can pass by the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York without thinking of it not as a gallery of living portraits but as a cemetery of tax-deductible wealth.»
«Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.»
«Science is a cemetery of dead ideas»
«CEMETERY, n. An isolated suburban spot where mourners match lies, poets write at a target and stone-cutters spell for a wager. The inscriptions following will serve to illustrate the success attained in these Olympian games:His virtues were so conspicuous that his enemies, unable to overlook them, denied them, and his friends, to whose loose lives they were a rebuke, represented them as vices. They are here commemorated by his family, who shared them.In the earth we here prepare a Place to lay our little Clara. --Thomas M. and Mary Frazer P.S. --Gabriel will raise her.»
«Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws (at most an occasional visit to the cemetery)»
«I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: ''Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.'' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have.»

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