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«The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other.»
«The world is full of abundance and opportunity, but far too many people come to the fountain of life with a sieve instead of a tank car? a teaspoon instead of a steam shovel. They expect little and as a result they get little.»
«Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.»
«My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.»
«Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children.»
«Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery -- it recharges by running.»
«No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.»
«Never have more children than you have car windows.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: car, car window, windows
«Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.»
«Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.»

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