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«The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
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«I don't have a moral plan, I'm a Canadian.»
«I am not anti-American. But I am strongly pro-Canadian.»
«I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my house.»
Author: Kid Rock
(Musician)
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Internet
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«We have achieved the most amazing things, a few million people opening up half a continent. But we have not yet found a Canadian soul except in time of war.»
Author: Lester B. Pearson
(Prime Minister, Statesman)
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«A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe»
«Canadians are generally indistinguishable from Americans, and the surest way of telling the two apart is to make the observation to a Canadian»
«I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!»
Author: William Shatner
(Actor, Producer, Writer)
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«To be Canadian is to live in relative calm and with great dignity.»
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