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«I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.»
«Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me»
«I have seen purer liquors, better segars, finer tobacco, truer guns and pistols, larger dirks and bowie knives, and prettier courtesans here in San Francisco than in any other place I have ever visited; and it is my unbiased opinion that California can and does furnish the best bad things that are available in America.»
Author: Hinton Helper
(Writer)
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Bowie, Bowie knife, California, finer, Francisco, furnish, guns, knives, liquors, pistols, prettier, purer, San, San Francisco, tobacco, truer, unbiased, visited
«If someone did this [Fahrenheit 9/11] to get back at Bush, then they did so by killing thousands of people who DID NOT VOTE for him! Boston, New York, D.C., and the planes' destination of California -- these were places that voted AGAINST Bush!»
Author: Michael Moore
(Author, Film Director)
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Boston, California, Fahrenheit, get back, Planes, voted
«If the state of oratory that inundates our educational institutions during the month of June could be transformed into rain for southern California, we should all be happily awash or waterlogged.»
Author: Samuel Gould
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awash, California, educational, educational institution, happily, June, oratory, southern, Southern California, Southern states, transformed, waterlogged
«It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year»
Author: Truman Capote
(Novelist, Playwright, Writer)
| About:
Facts,
Science
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California, every year, I.Q., in point of fact, IQ, scientific, scientific fact
«I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!»
Author: William Shatner
(Actor, Producer, Writer)
| Keywords:
ale, alien, bones, California, Canadian, Canadians, circumstance, commander, commanders, evening, French, Get A Life, Ginsberg, hooker, Hookers, live on, members, Montreal, named, permission, pomp, prosper, prospers, puppet, puppets, quite an, raised, real name, sentence, Spock, William Shatner
«I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.»
«I was raised in the West. The West of texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.»
Author: George Bush
(President)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
California, raised, Texas, the West, Washington, West
«It's California I'm worried about. I don't want you to become a laughingstock, a carnival or the beginning of a circus in America where we just throw people out as soon as they make a tough decision. . . . Don't do this. Don't do this.»
Author: Bill Clinton
(President)
| Keywords:
California, carnival, carnivals, circus, laughingstock, worried
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