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«You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.»
Author: Bob Hope (Actor, Comedian) | About: Funny | Keywords: cake, candles, cost
«Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.»
Author: Cynthia Nixon (Actress) | Keywords: Betty, Betty Crocker, cake, check, clinic, clinics, eaten, garbage, garbage can, piece of cake
«Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.»
Author: Jim Davis (Actor) | Keywords: bread, cake, carrot, carrots, diet, dieted, dieting, diets, PIE, pies, pumpkin, pumpkins, pumpkin pie, suggest, suggesting, Vegetables, zucchini
«So that the old joy, modest as cake, as wine and friendship Will stay with us at the last, backed by the night Whose ruse gave it our final meaning»
Author: John Ashbery | Keywords: backed, cake, modest, ruse
«She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.»
Author: Margot Asquith | About: Wedding | Keywords: cake, wedding, wedding cake
«Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.»
Author: Marian Burros | Keywords: brandies, brandy, cake, cream, Grand Marnier, jam, jammed, jams, Kahlua, mustard, Scotch, turkey
«The most dangerous food is wedding cake»
Author: James Thurber (Writer) | About: Food, Funny, Marriage | Keywords: cake, wedding, weddings, wedding cake
«Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's notto be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we areto the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.»
Author: Jerry Seinfeld (Actor, Comedian) | About: Birthday | Keywords: birthday cake, cake, candles, emerge, flicker, flickering, flickers, gone by, self-will, self-willed
«You can't have your cake and eat it too»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: cake, Eat It
«Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. [Miranda]»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: Betty, Betty Crocker, cake, check, clinic, clinics, eaten, garbage, garbage can, Miranda, piece of cake
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