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«I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.»
«The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.»
«I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.»
«They read their sports pages, know their statistics and either root like hell or boo our butts off. I love it. Give me vocal fans, pro or con, over the tourist types who show up in Houston or Montreal and just sit there.»
Author: Mike Schmidt
(Baseball Player)
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«Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.»
«Black women don't have the same body image problems as white women. They are proud of their bodies. Black men love big butts.»
«Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
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«Our egos tells us we're the only ones that have any kind of feelings. We're the only ones with a relationship. We're the only ones with family. You know, I think that if you kill a spider, there is a relationship that you're ruining. There's a conversation going on outside with the other spiders. 'Did you hear about Chris?....Killed yeah....Sneaker. And now Stephanie has nine hundred babies to raise all alone. Well, she's got her legs full I'll tell you that right now. Chris was so kind, wouldn't hurt a fly. It's just been tough for them lately. They just lost their web last week. Those humans think they're so smart. Let them try shooting silk out of their butt and see what they can make.'»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
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«I?m starting to think that I?m the butt of a joke the whole world is in on.»
«Here is my journey's end, here is my butt; And very sea-mark of my utmost sail.»
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