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«If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Cats, Funny | Keywords: back, back down, butter, buttered, CAT, cats, down, drop, drop back, drop by, drop down, drop in, drop out, feet, happens, land, lands, on land, side, sided, Side Out, strap, strapped, straps, toast, toasted, toasting
«If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.»
Author: Bill Watterson (Author) | Keywords: butter, buttered, control, expect, peanut, peanut butter
«A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.»
Author: Charles Lamb (Critic, Essayist, Poet) | About: Books | Keywords: blots, buttered, dirt, dog-ear, muffin, muffins, reads, topography, trace
«I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered on both sides.»
Author: Jesse Jackson (Baptist Minister, Civil-Rights Leader, Politician) | Keywords: bread and butter, buttered, toasted
«I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.»
Author: Sarah Jessica Parker (Actress) | Keywords: butter, buttered, chocolate, lobotomies, lobotomy, partial, peanut, peanut butter, seemingly
«I never nursed a dear gazelle, / To glad me with its dappled hide, / But when it came to know me well / It fell upon the buttered side.»
Author: Thomas Hood (Humorist, Poet) | Keywords: buttered, dapple, dappled, gazelle, nursed
«He asked water, and she gave him milk; she brought forth butter in a lordly dish.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: butter, buttered, dish, do the dishes, give forth, lordliest, lordly, milk, The Dish
«Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: bread and butter, buttered, deliberation, deliberations
«It was the best butter.»
Author: Lewis Carroll (Logician, Mathematician, Novelist, Photographer) | Keywords: butter, buttered
«I know on which side my bread is buttered»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: bread and butter, buttered
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