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«Love makes the world go 'round, and so does a bump on the head»
Author: Bill Ekstrand | Keywords: bump, bumped, bumping, bumps, bump into
«The bump I was trying to hide could be the future king of England.»
«Living the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way»
«All I know is, I don't do a lot of analysis. I know those words have to move me. I rely on the author. I don't want actors reasoning with me about 'motivation' and all that bull. All I want 'em to do is learn the goddamn lines and don't bump into each other.»
«A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.»
«George, a camel, stepped on the foot of a Rockette; six sheep came off the elevator as three kings bearing gifts got on; human Christmas trees bumped into eight maids-a-milking at the water cooler and an elf came down with the flu.»
«I have always thought the suicide should bump off at least one swine before taking off for parts unknown.»
«When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'»

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