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«The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.»
Author: Pamela Hansford Johnson
(Author, Critic, Writer)
| About:
Water
| Keywords:
broke, catch fire, egg, Fire and Water, sunset
«Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
broke, engineers, enough, features, fix, fixes, fixing, fix it, fix up, normal, The Engineer, yet
«Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.»
«People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.»
Author: Sarah Jessica Parker
(Actress)
| Keywords:
bar, blind date, break wind, broke, casino, casinos, dates, Gone With the Wind, hoping, jackpot, mostly, The Casino, wind up
«The nightingales are sobbing in / The orchards of our mothers, / And hearts that we broke long ago / Have long been breaking others.»
«There are more serious problems in life than financial ones, and I've had a lot of those. I've been broke before, and will be again.»
«There is no one who became rich because he broke a holiday, no one became fat because he broke a fast. Ethiopia»
«Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken
(Critic, Journalist)
| Keywords:
American, broke, public, taste, The American, underestimated, underestimates, underestimating, went
«The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
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«The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
bills, Bill of Rights, broke, collect, go up, grandfather, great grandfather, hardware, hardware store, laughed, leg, nugget, peter out, plus, The Doctor, turned out, volcano, volcanoes
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