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«As concerning football, I protest unto you that it may rather be called a friendly kind of fight than a play or recreation - a bloody and murdering practise than a fellowly sport or pastime»
Author: Philip Stubbes | About: Football | Keywords: bloody, concerning, murdering, pastime, practise, protest, re-creation, recreation
«Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.»
Author: Alfred Hitchcock (Film Director) | Keywords: blondes, bloody, footprint, footprints, snow, victims, Virgin
«And there?s others like taxidermist! You can?t just go, ?Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand,? you know? You?ve gotta want to be! ?I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. (mimes stuffing an animal) I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it?s really quite tight.?»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: bloody, chip, chipping, desert, Gobi, Gobi Desert, mime, mimes, rat, sand, shop, stuffing, taxidermist, tight
«'PiAno,piAno'It's not a bloody piano, its a clarenARt...you weird talking person.»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: bloody, piano, Weird
«BEN: You lucky, lucky bastard. BRIAN: What? BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we? BRIAN: What do you mean? BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh? BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face! BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face. BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles! BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny. BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou-- BRIAN: All right. All right. BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty. BRIAN: What will they do to me? BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. BRIAN: Crucifixion?! BEN: Yeah, first offence. BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's-- BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us. BRIAN: What?! BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a right bloody mess. BRIAN: Guards! BEN: Nail him up, I say!»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: all right, Almighty, arse, bastard, ben, bloody, Brian, crucifixion, crucifixions, friendly, get away, God Almighty, guards, hard time, hung, jailer, lay off, mess, nail, offence, off guard, Oh Yeah, PET, proper time, put in, Romans, shekels, shines, slipped, slip away, slip off, sonny, spat, spit, the right way, the Romans, yeah
«Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.»
Author: Willa Sibert Cather (Author) | Keywords: bloody, coarse, drunkenness, exaggeration, maudlin, vicious
«Before World War I one of the objections commonly urged against votes for women was that women would tend to be pacifists. During the war they gave a large-scale refutation of this charge, and the vote was given to them for their share in the bloody»
Author: Bertrand Russell (Logician, Philosopher) | About: Right, War, Women | Keywords: bloody, charge, commonly, large scale, objections, pacifist, pacifists, refutation, refutations, scale, urged, votes, world war, World War I
«A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer may be a hawk or a buzzard or even a popinjay, but a solemn writer is always a bloody owl.»
Author: Ernest Hemingway | Keywords: bloodied, bloodiest, bloody, buzzard, buzzards, confounded, confounding, confounds, hawk, hawking, hawks, owl, popinjay, solemn, The Owl
«Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that's why you ought to be glad you're an American. And people have started looking at these big hunks of bloody meat on their plates, you know, and wondering what on earth they think they're doing.»
Author: Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (Writer) | Keywords: an American, beef, beefing, beeves, Big Boys, Big Country, bloody, hunk, hunks, meat, plates, steak, steaks, wondering
«Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: being bold, bloodied, bloodiest, bloody, bold, bolder, boldest, resolute, scorn, scorning
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