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«Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.»
«I found my inner bitch and ran with her»
«Just because I have my standards, they think I'm a bitch»
«My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch»
Author: Jack Nicholson
(Actor, Film Director, Producer)
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Irony
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bitch, ironies, irony, Son of, son of a bitch
«I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man.»
«Say anything you like, but don't say that I 'like' to work. That sounds like Mary Pickford, that prissy bitch. Just say I like to pinch babies and twist their legs. And get drunk.»
Author: Mabel Normand
(Actress)
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bitch, Mary, Pickford, pinch, prissy, Say Anything, twist
«Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters»
«I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.»
«I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
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Funny,
Television
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«Once a bitch always a bitch, what I say.»
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