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«But with dogs, we do have ?bad dog.? Bad dog exists. ?Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!? The dog is saying, ?Who are you to judge me? You human beings who?ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!??Well, if you put it that way, I think you?ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.?»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: Bad Religion, biscuit, biscuits, colors, creeds, genocide, People of, stole, The Dog, war crime, who are you
«If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.»
Author: Phil Pastoret | Keywords: and then, biscuit, biscuits, count, dog, dogged, dogging, dogs, Fido, give it a try, giving, pocket, pocketed, Pocketing, putting, Putts, That Dog, The Count, three, try, two, Two and Three
«Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits.»
Author: Carl Sandburg (Historian, Novelist, Poet) | About: Poetry | Keywords: biscuit, biscuits, hyacinth, Hyacinths, synthesis
«Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious! They're made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done»
Author: Garrison Keillor | Keywords: biscuit, biscuits, expeditious, shy, shy person, tasty, wheat, whole-wheat
«Powder Milk biscuits: Buy them ready-made in the big blue box with the picture of the biscuit on the front, or in the brown bag with the dark stains that indicate freshness»
Author: Garrison Keillor | Keywords: Big Blue, biscuit, biscuits, dark blue, freshness, powder, Ready made, stains, The Big Blue, The Brown, The Front
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