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«I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: beer, beers, beer can, cold, flaming, homosexuals, loud, My TV
«Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.»
Author: Egyptian Proverb | About: Beer | Keywords: beer, beers, beer can, cease, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, drink, eat, intoxicate, intoxicates, intoxicating, make love
«Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer»
Author: Henry Lawson | Keywords: beer, beers, beer can, ought
«Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: beer, beers, beer can, chemicals, example, for example, hydrogen, ingredient, make water, oxygen, such as, vital
«But the greatest love - the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother - Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another»
Author: Irish Sayings | About: Love | Keywords: above all, beer, beers, beer can, drunken, Great Mother, passionate, slob, slobs, tender, undying
«Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.»
Author: Benjamin Franklin (Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer) | About: Beer, Children, Drinking | Keywords: beer, beers, beer can, proof
«Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: History, Humor, Inventions, Mankind | Keywords: beer, beers, beer can, fine, grant, History of, invention, nearly, pizza, pizzas, The History, The History of, The wheel, wheel, wheeled
«What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: beers, depressing, scream, tragic
«He was a wise man who invented beer.»
Author: Plato (Philosopher) | Keywords: beer, beers, beer can, invented, wise man
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