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«One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed»
Author: Ann Landers (Advice columnist) | About: Life | Keywords: bed, before, forgive, fruitful, get into bed, go, go a long way, go to, go to bed, long, secrets, Secrets of
«Most men are the same. They're only interested in fucking you and they don't care whether you're happy or sad. They just want to get on with their business in and out of bed, and they make you feel that you don't count except as their sex toy.»
Author: Cameron Diaz (Actress) | About: Reality, Sex | Keywords: bed, business, count, fucked, fucking, fuck all, fuck up, fuck you, get on, get on with, interested, sad, The Toy, toy, toyed, toy with
«My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.»
Author: Cary Grant | Keywords: bed, formula, formulas, get up, good morning, go to bed, in-between, I go, occupy, occupying, quite
«The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world»
Author: Edgar Watson Howe (Editor, Essayist, Novelist) | Keywords: bed, meanest, sleepiness
«There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed»
Author: Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis | About: Women | Keywords: bed, Between Two Worlds, get into bed, kinds, women, world power
«Nothing is more practical than finding God, that is, than falling in a love in a quite absolute, final way. What you are in love with, what seizes your imagination will affect everything. It will decide what will get you out of bed in the mornings, what you will do with your evenings, how you spend your weekends, what you read, who you know, what breaks your heart, and what amazes you with joy and gratitude. Fall in love, stay in love, and it will decide everything.»
Author: Pedro Arrupe | Keywords: absolute, absolutes, affect, amazes, bed, breaks, decide, evenings, falling, fall in, fall in love, final, finding, gratitude, mornings, practical, quite, seizes, seize on, seizing, spend, stay, The Amazing, weekends
«Lean too much on the approval of people, and it becomes a bed of thorns»
Author: Tehyi Hsieh | About: Approval | Keywords: approval, bed, lean, leaner, leans, Lean on Me, thorns, with approval
«My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: bed, bunk, bunk bed, chore, faint, fainter, faintest, fainting, faints, favorite, favorites, head, Head On, hitting, household, ironed, ironing, irons, my first, The Faint, top
«I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'How do you do?' 'Hello, how are you?' Now when anyone asks about my affair with Madonna I say no, wrong - it was the Pope. He swept me off my feet.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: affair, asks, bed, hello, hellos, how-do-you-do, I Say No, like this, Madonna, met, pope, popes, Pope I, shit, shits, sweep over, sweep through, sweep up, swept, the pope, The Popes, the shits, ton, went
«Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.»
Author: G. K. Chesterton (Critic, Essayist, Novelist, Poet) | About: Lies | Keywords: altogether, bed, ceiling, ceilings, colored, draw, lying-in, lying, supreme
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