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«Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is»
Author: Billy Carter | Keywords: bathroom, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, The Cocktail Party
«Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.»
Author: Candice Bergen (Actress) | Keywords: bathroom, Picasso
«I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control.»
Author: Katie Holmes (Actress) | Keywords: bathroom, definitely, lists, organize, Scripts, take control
«Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance»
Author: King George V | Keywords: bathroom
«I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.»
Author: Ani Difranco (Guitarist, Singer, Song Writer) | Keywords: bathroom, bathrooms, famous, mirror, rich
«I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me.»
Author: Britney Spears (Singer) | Keywords: bathroom, hallway, hallways, jump, jump out, long jump, scared
«A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.»
Author: Bill Cosby (Actor, Comedian, Producer) | Keywords: bathroom, gas, gas station, invariably, privacy, shave, station, The Times
«Chandler: [entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo] All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: bathroom, chandler, entering, issue, quiz
«[Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel] Ross: Your money is mine, Green. Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: bathroom, coming back, fly open, poker, pokers, Rachel, Ross
«At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Death and dying | Keywords: bathroom, closest, dinner, dinner party, formal, nearest, seated
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