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«I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.»
Author: Al McGuire | About: Education, Work | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, cabdriver, college, college degree, months
«Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.»
Author: Jon Anderson | Keywords: attaches, AT ST, bartender, bartenders, Christmas, day of the year, excess, frenzy, good idea, last-minute, last name, Patrick, shopping, St Patrick, such as, trait, unfortunate, wretched
«The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid»
Author: Richard Braunstein | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, drunk, drunker, drunks, figuring, The Hard
«A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.»
Author: Jim Bishop (Writer) | About: Writers | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, Good Book, PER, per se
«I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, My Wife, plumbers, psychiatrist, psychiatrists
«Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, beat, ugly, yeah, zombie
«Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, nerves, Scotch, set up
«Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'»
Author: Ernest Hemingway | About: Marriage | Keywords: across, bar, bartender, bartenders, bureau, bureaus, go across, hemlock, license, licensed, licenses, licensing, sir
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