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«Start early and begin raising the bar throughout the day.»
Author: Bruce Jenner (Athlete) | Keywords: bar, early days, raising, the bar
«Kissing-and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.»
Author: Drew Barrymore (Actress) | About: Kissing | Keywords: bar, barred, barring, Delicious, handed-down, hands, hands down, hand down, kissing, none, passionate, smacked, smacking, smacks, yummy
«Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian) | About: Funny, Hate, Humor, Jobs | Keywords: as a group, bar, barred, barring, called, group, grouped, grouping, group A, hate, job, jobbing, meet, Oh He, on the job, say-so, support, support group, the bar, The Group
«Since every record surely contains something offensive to someone, sticker them all. Make this as meaningless as the bar code.»
Author: Michael Stipe (Singer, Song Writer) | Keywords: bar, bar code, code, offensive, sticker, the bar
«Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour.»
Author: Barbara Ehrenreich | Keywords: bar, catalogue, catalogued, catalogues, downtown, happy hour, personally, romantic
«Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we canswing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not bebanned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play for you.That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off inthe distance.»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: ban, banned, bar, damn, dangle, dangling, debilitates, debilitating, enhancing, Fair Play, joint, Mars, meters, O.K., ok, Olympics, performance, performing, smoke, swing, the Olympics, with that
«I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.»
Author: Emo Philips | Keywords: bar, nipple, nipples, nursing, soggy
«People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.»
Author: Sarah Jessica Parker (Actress) | Keywords: bar, blind date, break wind, broke, casino, casinos, dates, Gone With the Wind, hoping, jackpot, mostly, The Casino, wind up
«Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'»
Author: Ernest Hemingway | About: Marriage | Keywords: across, bar, bartender, bartenders, bureau, bureaus, go across, hemlock, license, licensed, licenses, licensing, sir
«I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Comedy, Food, Funny, silly | Keywords: achieves, bar, candy, candy bar, Candy From a, flavor, flavored, flavors, maximum, oftentimes, snack, snacks, snack bar, store, vending, vending machine
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