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«Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a fascination, an absurdity, a fate. It is not a hobby. Those who do it must do it. Those who do not do it, think of it as a cousin of stamp collecting, a sister of the trophy cabinet, bastard of a sound bank account and a weak mind.»
«I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name»
Author: Paula Poundstone (Comic) | Keywords: bank account, maiden
«Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.»
«There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto»
«RESPECTABILITY, n. The offspring of a _liaison_ between a bald head and a bank account.»
«When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.»
«When two friends have a common bank account, one sings and the other weeps.»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: bank account, sings, weeps
«When we of the so-called better classes are scared as men were never scared in history at material ugliness and hardship; when we put off marriage until our house can be artistic, and quake at the thought of having a child without a bank-account and doomed to manual labor, it is time for thinking men to protest against so unmanly and irreligious a state of opinion.»
«Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name»

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