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«A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.»
Author: Bob Hope (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: bank, lend, prove
«Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a fascination, an absurdity, a fate. It is not a hobby. Those who do it must do it. Those who do not do it, think of it as a cousin of stamp collecting, a sister of the trophy cabinet, bastard of a sound bank account and a weak mind.»
«Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare»
«'What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?'»
«Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement»
«Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed»
«A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.»
«Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.»
«Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name»

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