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«The parrot holds its food for prim consumption as daintily as any debutante, [with] a predilection for pot roast, hashed-brown potatoes, duck skin, butter, hoisin sauce, sesame seed oil, bananas and human thumb.»
Author: Alexander Theroux | Keywords: banana, bananas, brown, butter, consumption, daintily, debutante, duck, hash, hashed, hoisin sauce, parrot, parrots, potatoes, pot roast, predilection, predilections, prim, roast, Roast duck, sauce, sesame, sesame seed, thumb
«His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.»
Author: Charlotte Curtis | Keywords: awaiting, banana, bananas, banana peel, peel, venture, victim
«I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.»
Author: Chi Chi Rodriguez (Golfer) | About: Golf | Keywords: anymore, banana, bananas
«A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.»
Author: Claude Pepper | Keywords: banana, bananas, every year, stock, triple, tripled, triples, urged
«A show of police force worthy of a banana republic is the latest attraction on the cobbled streets of Georgetown.»
Author: Francis X. Clines | Keywords: attraction, banana, bananas, banana republic, Georgetown, latest, police force, republic
«the shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S»
Author: Gwen Stefani (Singer) | Keywords: bananas, shits
«My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Comedy, Food | Keywords: banana, bananas, frozen, regular, yeah
«Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.»
Author: Bill Gates (Entrepreneur, Founder) | Keywords: banana, bananas, intellectual, Intellectual property, shelf, shelf life
«I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of the amenities, such crass food, crass manners, crass landscape!! What a horror it is for a whole nation to be developing without the sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.»
Author: Edith Wharton (Novelist) | Keywords: amenities, amenity, banana, bananas, banana republic, crass, developing, dreariness, landscape, republic, sallow, The Republic
«On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: banana, bananas, go ahead, green, green light, hold on, opposite, red, red light, traffic, traffics, traffic light, yellow, yield
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