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«You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.»
Author: Bill Lee (pitcher) | About: New York, Sports | Keywords: asshole, assholes, pennant, pennants, The New York, Twenty Five, Yankees
«Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.»
Author: Judy Carter (Actress, Comedian, motivational speaker) | Keywords: anti, asshole, assholes, congratulated, congratulates, congratulating, congress, gay, helm, helms, illegal, introduction, introductions, Introduction to, Jesse, Jesse Helms, newt, newts, passes, prick, pricked, pricking, shake, shake hands, shake the hand, shaking
«In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.»
Author: Matthew Lotti | About: Life, Money, Society | Keywords: accounts, asshole, assholes, Swiss bank, the Swiss, winners
«Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.»
Author: Jim Morrison (Poet, Singer) | Keywords: asshole, assholes, disguise, drunk, includes, So I, talk to
«Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk (Journalist, Novelist, Satirist) | About: Apathy, Emotion, Love | Keywords: asshole, assholes, bullshit, emotion, jerk, jerked, jerks, proud, proud of, rock, uncaring
«Samantha: Like it?s my fault! I shouldn't be punished for not having kids. I should be rewarded! Since when did kids become the Get Out of Cancer Free card? He's basically saying that I'm a whore who deserves chemo!!Carrie: No, I...I don't think that's what he was saying.Miranda: What I don't understand is.. if they got it all, why do you need chemo?Samantha: Because he's an asshole. Carrie: Evidently there could be something microscopic.Samantha: Like his dick. Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or Turrets?»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: asshole, assholes, Cancer, card, Carrie, dick, evidently, I i, microscopic, Miranda, punished, rewarded, turret, turrets, whore
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