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«Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me»
Author: Anonymous Toast | Keywords: ass, California, way out, whiskey
«My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.»
Author: Francis Picabia (Illustrator, Painter) | Keywords: ass
«Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back an ass»
Author: Japanese Proverb | Keywords: ass, book of knowledge, load
«Most chick singers say 'If you hurt me, I'll die'...I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.»
Author: Pat Benatar | Keywords: ass, chick, chicks, kick, singers
«I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it»
Author: Shirley MacLaine | About: Women | Keywords: ass, liberated, Nice, shake, shake up
«No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: anymore, ass, beat, car, do drugs, drugs, drug use, Great Houses, honestly, kids, laughed, Laugh It Off, laugh off, murdered, popular, raped, raping, robbed, sorry, went
«Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.»
Author: Frank Zappa (Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer) | Keywords: ass
«Man with all his shrewdness is as stupid about understanding by himself the mysteries of God, as an ass is incapable of understanding musical harmony»
Author: John Calvin (Statesman, Theologian) | Keywords: ass, incapable, musical, musicals, musical harmony, mysteries, shrewdness
«Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Fashion, Funny, Self-Awareness | Keywords: ass, beret, bet, ridiculous, wake up, wearing, you bet
«There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: ass, at one time, boot, booted, In America, one time, to boot
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