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«If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.»
«But I, when I undress me Each night upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me, With apple pie and cheese»
«A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.»
Author: Jason Biggs | About: Men and Women | Keywords: apple pie, PIE, stun, stunned, stunning
«So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. `What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.»
«Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.»
«Pessimism is as American as apple pie-frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.»
«We're not the hippie family who only eats organic and the children meditate and go to school of the arts. But we're not apple-pie and republican either.»
«As American as apple pie»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: apple pie
«Sweet as apple pie»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: apple pie

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