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«People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
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alcoholic, alcoholics, beater, beaters, broad-minded, dope, newspaperman, newspapermen
«The British Secret Service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB.»
Author: Clive James
(Critic)
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alcoholic, alcoholics, British, homosexuals, KGB, secret service, staffed, the British, The Secret Service
«And the alcoholic bastard waved his finger at me, His voice was filled with evangelical glee, Sipping down his gin and tonics, While preaching about the evils of narcotics, And the evils of sex, and the wages of sin, While he mentally fondles his nex»
Author: Danny Elfman
(Composer, Musician)
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Relationships
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«An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.»
«It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times»
Author: George Saintsbury
(Critic, Historian)
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Alcohol
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alcoholic, alcoholics, handsomest, liquors, races, testimony, unbroken
«Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
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Comedy,
Funny
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alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, goddamn, yelled
«Most bad books get that way because their authors are engaged in trying to justify themselves. If a vain author is an alcoholic, then the most sympathetically portrayed character in his book will be an alcoholic. This sort of thing is very boring for outsiders.»
Author: Stephen Vizinczey
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alcoholic, alcoholics, engaged, justify, outsider, outsiders, portray, portrayed, portraying, sympathetically
«A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs»
Author: Dylan Thomas
(Playwright, Poet, Writer)
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Alcohol
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«That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a fucking egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a fucking egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a fucking egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs!»
«How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics!»
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