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«Accountants are perpetually fighting their shiny pants, green eyeshades, number-cruncher image.»
Author: Albert Newgarden | Keywords: accountant, accountants, number cruncher, pants, perpetually, shiny
«People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres (Actress, Comedian) | Keywords: accountant, accountants, ask me, funny
«I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.»
Author: Elvis Presley (Actor, Singer) | Keywords: accountant, accountants, bodyguard, bodyguards, certified, certify, highly, specific, trained
«My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.»
Author: Glenda Jackson (Actress, Politician) | About: Money | Keywords: accountant, accountants
«All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.»
Author: John Mortimer | About: Children | Keywords: accountant, accountants, Congress of
«If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly.»
Author: Mario Cuomo | Keywords: accountant, accountants, jail, killer, reporter, tax law, unfairly
«The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.»
Author: Milton Berle | Keywords: accountant, accountants, quarter, retiring, shy
«Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.»
Author: Sir Charles Lyell (Accountant) | Keywords: accountant, accountants, call, credit, credited, crediting, credits, debit, profession
«Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants.»
Author: Stewart L. Udall (Secretary) | Keywords: accountant, accountants, haul, hauled, hauling, haul up, long haul
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