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«A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.»
«Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Life
| Keywords:
insects, mice
«The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
Inside the, The Statue of Liberty
«The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.»
«I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
psychoanalyst, Psychoanalysts
«Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
astronomer, astronomers, comforting, finite, interestingly, particularly, This is a
«If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
filmed, filming, films, profit
«Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Food,
Funny
| Keywords:
beverage, beverages, food, frequently, kills
«He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
Armenian, Armenians, depressed, inhale, inhaled, inhaling
«Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.»
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